Up In The Air with the Prize Patrol
The Prize Patrol flies all over—with winning news!
Have you seen the new movie “Up In The Air” with George Clooney? It’s a good film – not that you should take my word for it; I’m just your average movie-goer.
In “Up In The Air” George Clooney plays a guy who does a lot of plane travel. I couldn’t help but see some parallels between him and me. First of all, we look alike. (Just kidding.) Second of all, he goes through the airport security routine so often that he can almost do it with his eyes closed. And he glides in and out of rent-a-cars and look-alike hotel rooms as effortlessly as if he’d never left home.
But that’s where the similarities between ol’ George and me end. In the movie, Clooney is hired by struggling businesses to perform the unpleasant task of firing employees when corporate downsizing is required. He delivers bad news and “pink slips”; I deliver good news and Big Checks. He has flown ten million miles; I deliver Ten Million Dollars – in fact I’ve done it many times. Clooney is not really happy in his work; I couldn’t be happier.
After all, what could beat the thrill of knocking on someone’s door and announcing, “You’ve just won our new Ten Million Dollars Publishers Clearing House InstaPrize!” ??
The lucky winner cries for joy; the TV cameras roll as the winner struggles to hold onto the balloons, the roses, the champagne and – ta-dah! – The Big Check! The winner can’t believe what is happening and says, “Wow! I entered your sweepstakes at pch.com just a few days ago! Talk about instant winning!”
I tell the winner, “You’re right! Your winning entry was processed just 48 hours ago, and here we are! That shows you just how fast you can become a $10 Million InstaPrize winner at Publishers Clearing House!”
Well, if this sounds a bit like a Hollywood movie, that’s understandable; it is awesome.
Now, back to your “taking my word for it.” Our $10 Million InstaPrize winner could be you! But to win you must enter the PCH Sweepstakes. So don’t delay. Just click here on this link to pch.com and enter the PCH contest at once! Before you know it our PCH Prize Patrol could be up in the air on the way to your door! Then YOU will be flying high!
Best of luck!
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