A “Knock Knock” that’s No Joke

Ever since we were kids we’ve all heard Knock Knock jokes.  Over the years I’ve no doubt heard a hundred or more.  But an online check indicates there are thousands of them: “K-K” jokes for kids (including infantile ones), “K-K” jokes that are pitifully corny, “K-K” jokes that are adult and sophisticated, and “K-K” jokes that are risqué.  I’m sure you know a few, so you don’t need to hear any examples from me.

But there is one “Knock Knock” that is no joke.  Yes sir: the “K-K” I’m talking about won’t produce groans (from corniness), a giggle (from cleverness) or a “Phew” (from naughtiness).   It’s the “Knock-Knock” that immediately precedes a Publishers Clearing House winning moment.  When the door is opened and a brand new PCH Sweepstakes winner sees the Prize Patrol standing there — with roses, balloons and a Big Check — there will be screams, weak knees, tears or maybe just a stunned silence.  This is no April Fools Day joke.  It’s the real thing – recorded time and again on videotape for all of America to see on TV.

I’m always amazed that many people I meet don’t believe that “real people” really win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.  I assure them that the PCH winners seen on TV are absolutely real, that they are not actors, that they are not notified in advance, and that the prize deliveries are neither staged nor rehearsed.  What you see in our TV commercials are the actual winning moments – no exceptions!

“What if the winner isn’t home?” some people ask.  It’s true that winners can be off doing chores (shopping or at the doctor’s) or on vacation or at work; but we find them – without ruining the surprise of the winning moment.  That’s why you will sometimes see the Prize Patrol shocking a winner on the job – as co-workers look on in amazement and then break into applause.

So don’t think that every “Knock Knock” you hear is a joke.  Enter the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes today and every day — at pch.com – and if you win, you will have the last laugh because your skeptical friends will see that you are no fool!

Wishing you the best of luck!

Dave Sayer PCH Prize Patrol Ambassador

Dave Sayer

Prize Patrol Ambassador

P.S.  Keep your eyes open for a new PCH TV campaign starting soon – with another “Win For Life SuperPrize” which could be yours!

353 thoughts on “A “Knock Knock” that’s No Joke”

  1. O my dream will come true prize patrol elite team ready to win

  2. Paulette Moracco says:

    Im waiting anxiously to hear if i am the winner.

  3. Teresa Johnson says:

    Who’s knocking on my door? Sure hope it’s the prize patrol team with good news.

  4. Ok it would the best fifties birthday 50 i remember as a child i thought 50 was old but now iam great i want to win a forever prizes ! Come knock on my dooor

  5. Leslie Buchanan says:

    …I’m not really worried about this but “what if” some predator was monitoring what night the Prize Patrol would be patrolling, and with a couple of accomplices posed as you guys? Just a thought for the super-cautious, who’re just “better safe than sorry” imaginative rather than “paranoid”. By now most of us know what you look like, of course. I’m just getting in on the act. And we love you.

  6. Elijah Thomas says:


  7. I’m wishing to hear that knook that would be a great lifetime change

    1. PCH I’m claiming that golden knook knook Dream come true prize

    2. The prize patrol definitely deliver at my door make my dream come true prize February 26th

  8. Pch I’m Claiming Door No-3

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