A “Knock Knock” that’s No Joke

A knock knock from the PCH Prize Patrol is no joke!

Ever since we were kids we’ve all heard Knock Knock jokes.  Over the years I’ve no doubt heard a hundred or more.  But an online check indicates there are thousands of them: “K-K” jokes for kids (including infantile ones), “K-K” jokes that are pitifully corny, “K-K” jokes that are adult and sophisticated, and “K-K” jokes that are risqué.  I’m sure you know a few, so you don’t need to hear any examples from me.

But there is one “Knock Knock” that is no joke.  Yes sir: the “K-K” I’m talking about won’t produce groans (from corniness), a giggle (from cleverness) or a “Phew” (from naughtiness).   It’s the “Knock-Knock” that immediately precedes a Publishers Clearing House winning moment.  When the door is opened and a brand new PCH Sweepstakes winner sees the Prize Patrol standing there — with roses, balloons and a Big Check — there will be screams, weak knees, tears or maybe just a stunned silence.  This is no April Fools Day joke.  It’s the real thing – recorded time and again on videotape for all of America to see on TV.

I’m always amazed that many people I meet don’t believe that “real people” really win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.  I assure them that the PCH winners seen on TV are absolutely real, that they are not actors, that they are not notified in advance, and that the prize deliveries are neither staged nor rehearsed.  What you see in our TV commercials are the actual winning moments – no exceptions!

“What if the winner isn’t home?” some people ask.  It’s true that winners can be off doing chores (shopping or at the doctor’s) or on vacation or at work; but we find them – without ruining the surprise of the winning moment.  That’s why you will sometimes see the Prize Patrol shocking a winner on the job – as co-workers look on in amazement and then break into applause.

So don’t think that every “Knock Knock” you hear is a joke.  Enter the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes today and every day — at pch.com – and if you win, you will have the last laugh because your skeptical friends will see that you are no fool!

Wishing you the best of luck!

Dave Sayer PCH Prize Patrol Ambassador

Dave Sayer

Prize Patrol Ambassador

P.S.  Keep your eyes open for a new PCH TV campaign starting soon – with another “Win For Life SuperPrize” which could be yours!

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  1. 2017now !happy New Years pch and other friends and family’s ! I’m waiting for that ring a bell at my door !!!!! Grateful to be healthy and hope that pch come soon at my door

    1. Hello Brigitte, I always love seeing such awesome support for our winners and between fellow PCH Fans! We really do have the best fans EVER! Keep trying for your chance to be surprised with a big check from the Prize Patrol. You’ve got to be “in it to win it” so don’t give up. There are so many ways to submit an entry into our many exciting giveaways each day. You can check them all out here: http://bit.ly/Enter-A-PCH-Sweeps. Good luck to you and all who enter!! 🙂

  2. Hopefully I will be at the next one though because I never won anything in my life I just had a baby and I’m a single mother hopefully my dreams will come true she was a miracle but it would be good to have a good support knowing that everything would be okay if I won The Publisher Clearing House because out hear the struggle is real

  3. Aloha! I Diana Hitomi Young would welcome the Patrol Team to come knocking
    At my my door. on December 23rd, 2016
    I would like to to Thank PCH for this exciting opportunity.

  4. I See on fb who won happy for them 😀, no not 👉🏾Brigitte to win !! Pch , but I no it’s millions of people ? I still have hope in that million for me !! 🙏🏾Grateful

  5. He we go ! I’m looking out my window no pch ! Every one who read my notes to Pch , Have a bless day and night !🙃Grateful 🌹😇