A “Knock Knock” that’s No Joke

Ever since we were kids we’ve all heard Knock Knock jokes.  Over the years I’ve no doubt heard a hundred or more.  But an online check indicates there are thousands of them: “K-K” jokes for kids (including infantile ones), “K-K” jokes that are pitifully corny, “K-K” jokes that are adult and sophisticated, and “K-K” jokes that are risqué.  I’m sure you know a few, so you don’t need to hear any examples from me.

But there is one “Knock Knock” that is no joke.  Yes sir: the “K-K” I’m talking about won’t produce groans (from corniness), a giggle (from cleverness) or a “Phew” (from naughtiness).   It’s the “Knock-Knock” that immediately precedes a Publishers Clearing House winning moment.  When the door is opened and a brand new PCH Sweepstakes winner sees the Prize Patrol standing there — with roses, balloons and a Big Check — there will be screams, weak knees, tears or maybe just a stunned silence.  This is no April Fools Day joke.  It’s the real thing – recorded time and again on videotape for all of America to see on TV.

I’m always amazed that many people I meet don’t believe that “real people” really win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.  I assure them that the PCH winners seen on TV are absolutely real, that they are not actors, that they are not notified in advance, and that the prize deliveries are neither staged nor rehearsed.  What you see in our TV commercials are the actual winning moments – no exceptions!

“What if the winner isn’t home?” some people ask.  It’s true that winners can be off doing chores (shopping or at the doctor’s) or on vacation or at work; but we find them – without ruining the surprise of the winning moment.  That’s why you will sometimes see the Prize Patrol shocking a winner on the job – as co-workers look on in amazement and then break into applause.

So don’t think that every “Knock Knock” you hear is a joke.  Enter the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes today and every day — at pch.com – and if you win, you will have the last laugh because your skeptical friends will see that you are no fool!

Wishing you the best of luck!

Dave Sayer PCH Prize Patrol Ambassador

Dave Sayer

Prize Patrol Ambassador

P.S.  Keep your eyes open for a new PCH TV campaign starting soon – with another “Win For Life SuperPrize” which could be yours!


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DeLayne Perry said...

and thats ~”no JOKE!”~
So come and dock my ship!
Rock my world…
Shock my curls…
Lock my knees…
Sock it to me please…
I can’t take no more..so
knock on my door!!!

K-K
who’s there?
Madrie
Madrie who?
Madreams Cometrue!

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Maria Celia Hernandez said...

Good morning ,Mr.Sayer Knock ,Knock who’ there .There who ,who,s PCH Patrol smile, checking in. OH!!! ♥ Dear ♥.
MCH

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Jackson Andrew said...

Hi everyone,so get ready for the next winner would be visited by the pch prize patrol team when they come to knock at their doors and surprise the winners when delivery of the prizes is made.

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Donald Marshall said...

I believe and look forward to meeting the Prize Patrol someday . I play several of the games and sweepstakes everyday.My biggest win so far has been $1000.00. Sure was a welcomed surprise. I won using PCH Search Engine. There are so many ways to win.They are endless. PCH keeps on giving and coming up with new ideas. Waiting for the KNOCK on my door .Thank You

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Ryan Ashurst said...

I’ll bet that when it’s windy out that big check can get really feisty. Also on another note it must be cool to have that job getting to travel around and see so much of our great nation. I was going to school to become a pilot but ran out of money when it counted. Besides it was just after 9/11 and the industry took a big hit. I never got back into it, I just blended in with a regular job. But I would like to say stay safe in your travels, and may God bless those in need. I’ll be alright. If I win it would be really cool, but if not oh well. No blood no foul.

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francyene smith said...

I hope and pray that one day you all knock on my door…this dream has been passed on from my mother,now she has passed on so its my dream now..and hopefully if i pass on with out winning ,it will be my daughters dream….hopefully the dream stops here,knock on my door in my life time….lol…

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Mrs. A.T. said...

As long as I have been entering I know PCH is real. It’s hard for me when I hear that people don’t believe. I’m patiently waiting for my win, I know the odds but there’s always that chance. I enter daily, and do have the tv on in the background so I do catch the commercials when they air. The PCH Prize Patrol hopefully will “Knock Knock” on my door soon, I would love the last laugh! Laughter is good for the soul!

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MICHAEL R. said...

it takes a Special kinda of Knock @ the door to Change the lives of one lucky And Special family out there it will all come to a Surprizing reality to the Ones who is Closes to that Person and Oh boy its Gonna change lives Around for the Better.

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Elvin Morgan said...

I am truly happy for all the winners. Just like everyone else I hope and pray that I to will win big one day. The PCH Family and Staff are truly the best.

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Paula Marshall said...

I pray that this is my big chance.
I just lost my mom to cancer, my great uncle and spending our savings to go to het memorial in California. Both pased away on a Sunday a week apart. Trying to put our son through college and trying to get him a affordable car. All of this on one income can make life a little difficult. I lost my job in August. How great this would be. Pray Believe and Achieve.

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Elvin Morgan said...

I am Thankful upon this PCH Thankful Thursday to all the Publishers Clearing House Family and Staff for all the hard work they all do in not just making my dreams come true but in trying to make all the PCH Fans dreams come true. If I had just one wish that wish would be that all the PCH fans would win the $5,000.00 a week for life, in the hopes of not just making their dreams come true but that they would take some of the winnings to help the poor, homeless and the animal shelters ect. What are you thankful for?

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Georgina Turner said...

Dave Sayer,
Prize Patrol Ambassador;
I know the PCH is no joke! I have seen the Publishers Clearing House winning moments on TV and that is the kind of moment I’m dreaming of. I would love to the last laugh all the way to the bank and my friends would see that the PCH is for real. Here to hoping and dreaming that I will be next.

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Lauralee Hensley said...

I’d love to hear the knock, knock on my door from PCH that let’s me know I won a windfall. Still hoping for that $1million cash all at once, tax free or even the $5,000 a week for life, or the $10million. Dreams can come true. So, I’m not giving up on the dream.

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Rachel Madrigal said...

When I first heard of PCH, my husband and a I were watching on TLC “The lottery changed my life” they mentioned PCH. And I was interested in seeing what it was all about. Once I started to enter for all entries, I was hooked. It was like I was waking up for PCH and going to sleep and dream of PCH. My husband says that I pay more attention to entering and reading my emails than him… lol. But I explained to him, that there needs to be a winner in Ceres, CA. Why not me? He understood my reasons. I’m doing it for my family and their future. I have HOPE and FAITH that one day I win something from PCH. Anything would pretty much help us out. We are in a tight situation where its hard to come out of and this is our last resort. I eat, breath and dream of PCH and the Prize Patrol. Hope to hear Danielle, Dave and Todd knock on my door, SOON!

Peace and God Bless,

Rachel Madrigal from Ceres, CA

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Rachel Madrigal said...

When I first heard of PCH, my husband and a I were watching on TLC “The lottery changed my life” they mentioned PCH. And I was interested in seeing what it was all about. Once I started to enter for all entries, I was hooked. It was like I was waking up for PCH and going to sleep and dream of PCH. My husband says that I pay more attention to entering and reading my emails than him… lol. But I explained to him, that there needs to be a winner in Ceres, CA. Why not me? He understood my reasons. I’m doing it for my family and their future. I have HOPE and FAITH that one day I win something from PCH. Anything would pretty much help us out. We are in a tight situation where its hard to come out of and this is our last resort. I eat, breath and dream of PCH and the Prize Patrol. Hope to hear Danielle, Dave and Todd knock on my door, SOON!

Peace and God Bless,

Rachel Madrigal from Ceres, CA

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Eva Schilen said...

Thanks for the encouragements throughout this campaign. I read every day and received an uplift every time. I wish I could win that 10 million$$ or even the 5000$ a week to make a dreamers dream come true in order to not just help myself but help those who needed like myself and are struggling. I know I can’t reach all but I know the few I could and would help would be blessed. Thanks for the opportunity to enter PCH!!

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Nancy Sexton said...

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Why, it’s the PPP!! PCH Prize Patrol!! It’s for real, just as are miracles!!

God is good all the time!! ~ Amen!!

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Tiffani Paige said...

I just have a quick question. I play/enter on here all the time but some of the e-mails I get are confusing. I recently got an e-mail about “Winners Selection List notice of Placement” and an e-mail with a “Prize patrol Elite Seal.” what do each of these e-mails mean? I’ve never gotten anything like that before (i’ve been playing/entering for 2 years) so I’m a bit confused?

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Maureen Sousa said...

Although I am waiting for that knock on my door that has been “umptie” years coming, I am still excited about the biggest lottery in the world’s history & have spent just a couple of dollars that I can afford at this time to enter the Mega Millions Dollar lottery..

I know that NO ONE EVEN AT PCH can deny that they have NOT entered this lottery!!!

I pray that if there is ONE winner that they will do WONDERFUL GOOD things with this blessing!!! to help so many people & causes.

I am sorrry to bring this up on thsi blog…. but you know that all of us want to be winners are focused on this also at this time…

Good Luck to all .. in All ventures!!!!

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Melinda said...

add your comment hereI see all of the complaints to PCH and I can’t believe how many people are upset because they haven’t won. When you buy a lottery ticket or gamble and don’t win….you don’t lash out at the store you bought your ticket from nor do you beat up the machine at the casino. This is something that is free to all. It is a great opportunity that is something for free. Some people have more luck than others. I have been registering for years and I haven’t won but I would love to open my door and see them come to my home one day just like the rest. I get emails everyday like the rest and I register everyday but don’t get upset because some one else won and I didn’t. I struggle like everybody else does but that is a part of life. I would like to say thank you PCH for giving people something to look forward to. I wish they would send emails out showing people opening their doors. I love to see people happy. It makes me happy for them. Good Luck to all and God Bless.

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pamela said...

I’d love to be able to win and prove to my skeptical family and friends that I’m no fool for entering PCH contests.

My favorite line from the wife of a PCH winner: “I’ll NEVER doubt you again LARRY BROWN…I’ll never doubt you again!”

That was gold…

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Michaela said...

Aloha Dave,

I would love to hear the “Knock Knock” from you and the Prize Patrol at my door one day soon!!! I would love for all my dreams to come true in winning the $5,000 a week for life, or the $10million. I know that PCH is where “The House Where Dreams Come True,” and I will not give up on my Dreams!!! I will just try my best by entering every day. That is the best I can do Dave!!!

And, I hope you have a wonderful weekend!!!!

Mahalo!

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Joseph Ralph said...

hey dave sayer and crew..i love me some knock knock jokes and looking forward for the knock knock jokes will be on me soon, surprise me!!

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Gladys Mitchell said...

Waiting to hear that knock knock. Thanking the team in advance for my superprize win.

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William Caldwell said...

Glad you don’t do April Fools Day, “really”! Wooh that’d be a lil’ hard to take be a lot worse than a fake lotto card. It’d be okay though, I’d live! Just probably would ever answer the door again lol.

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Albyena Newberry said...

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

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Robin Bowman said...

Dreams do come true.
Keep the faith yall.

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billie mckee said...

i’m not hearing no knock on my door yet. look up my address and come see me may 31st.

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billie mckee said...

PCH: knock knock
ME: how there
PCH: PCH
ME: Your joking right?
PCH: NOPE

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Suzanne Green-Lopez said...

I am very happy for the winners today!! I cannot lie, I am pooped out from being online doing my PCH entries for 3-4 hours a day, everyday for the last year. I don’t think I’ve missed a single day – even after several surgeries. When it becomes a chore, and it isn’t fun anymore – its time to take a break from this for a bit.

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jannie davenport said...

pch please knock on my door i would like to buy my four grand children a house so thay can stop running around the country. praise him from whom all blessing flow.

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Edena McCoy said...

I Know for sure PCH will be showing up at my door So Thanks PCH in advance for changing me and my children lives forever!!!! See you all when you all get here make sure you all drive safe and don’t forget to put your seat belts!!! And to everyone else reading this post Good Luck!!!! Edena Markham Illinois!!!!

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herman fellin said...

sure would be a blessing if i win the big one. i would help others.

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Lillian Parker said...

FYI

Stems and Thee Florist is no longer here in Bowling Green KY. I see you still have them listed as the florist to use for winners in Bowling Green KY.

Thanks

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Alvin Browning said...

I always looking forward PCH to come and Knock knok the door I will say big thank God I will be happy forever then stress and worry.

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georgena alvarez said...

love to hear that knock knock at my door love to be that winner of the grand prize

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Maria Celia Hernandez said...

PCH , Good day. I still waiting for that knock that will knock everything that has not let me move forward marerial wise,So many project in mind and not away to make it happen.Tried; Talk to many people, and not a door opens for a chance to make that step which will make it happen.I, Wish it does happen to me. I don’t want to sound egoistic,but sincerely I do want this to happen.I my self want to open door to others.I still wish the best luck for all the contestants.Thank you for letting people holdon to their wishes.MCH 9-16-2012

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Roma Sue Noffsinger said...

This would be Awesome to Win,come Knocking at my Door Prize Patrol..I would Love to Win Publisher Clearing House..

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Jena Scholl said...

I’m wishing for PCH to knock upon my door!

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Carmen Morales said...

I pray to GOD that after 30 plus years of entries to PCH that I hear that wonderful knock at my door. If I don’t I just hope that the one that wins is really in need. GOD bless and good luck to all !!!!!!!!

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frank mccaleb s r said...

thanks dave for the good write up I KNOW YOU AHARD AT WORK BRINGING JOY AND HAPPENESS TO EVERYONE

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delorea holloway said...

hello< Delorea Holloway would like to respond to the prize patrol elite.i would love to win for me, my daughter and my family. we need this blessing. I pray to win please publishers clearing house team thanks!

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Kim DeVore said...

How often do you go to small towns? I live in such a small town that usually when people come to visit they can not even use google maps our town is only 2 miles long and really kinda hidden. I never even heard of it until we moved here for my husbands employment.

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Greg Malloy said...

K. K. Who there PCH at my door that would be the best to win $5000. a week could you imagine the good that could be done with this please K. K. On my door thank you!

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sandra firzlaff said...

Please knock on my door,I pray that I finally did something right. For my family.

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Lucy Rowens said...

I’ve been waiting for over 20 yrs and I’ll be 65 Thursday April 4th with no family or friends to wish me a Happy Birthday. I’d LOVE to see you, Danielle, and Todd at my door soon Mr Dave Sawyer, won’t you make my dream come true?

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Rhonda Davis said...

Give it up people!!!! No one wins!!!!!!! It’s just a scam!!!! they say no purchase necessary, but they lie!!!!! if you don’t order anything or agree to one of their sponsors offers you don’t win anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jason Corley said...

I would be the guy with weak knees and shocked silence lol. I hope i get to live that feeling.

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Valeria Sanchez said...

Knock,knock who is there,
Its I the publishing Clearance House and I. Promise this is no joke,surprise of visit.
wow,that would be greatest ever happened in my life time to have knock at my door and say its the publushing Clearance House.
that would be so beautiful.

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MARILYN JOAN HADEY said...

NOVEMBER 26TH, 2013 IS COMMING VERY QUICKLY. I DO REALLY HOPE THAT COULD BE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT BECAUSE IT WOULD REALLY HELP US OUT ALOT. I WOULD GO OUT AND CELEBRATE WITH MY FRIENDS INCLUDING THE PCH PRIZE PATROLERS TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT & LET EVERYONE HAVE WHAT THEY WANT TO EAT, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST. THEN I WOULD DONATE TO REDCROSS & TO THE VETERIANS. MAYBE TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND & I TO HAWAII FOR A MONTH OF VACATION & RELAXATION. THANKYOU PCH BLOG & YOU ALL ENJOY THE REST OF THIS WEEKEND

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Randy Viola said...

Today is veterans day it that being said id like to that show my appreciation by say Thank you for your services. GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WHO SACRIFICED WITH YOU

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Lauren Foy said...

I wish I become the next big winner

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Linda Bannister said...

PCH,prize patrol…PLEASE ! knock on my door, Just say MerryChristmas Baby : ) & show me a big check

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mrs Leanac said...

PCH…. a joke been entering all this time now that its down to the wire it logs me in and then says I’m not logged in search and it keeps saying seacrh to win I think it gets everyone close to last drawing til they get tired of entering and give up…then they say it must be the cookies. Ok never had problems before til it gets close to the end of the contest….. it happens every year I play and give up, but this year I’m going to keep trying ……see what happens next year…….

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mrs Leanac said...

Yes winning 5000 a week for life would mean the world. It would help my family out sooo much, my daughter lost her job has four children to care for, my car was stolen a year ago on Christmas morning and just can’t afford to get another one so yes that. Nice check would be a BLESSING

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angela george said...

just a jouck

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angela george said...

sorry i have no money to bye any thing i lost my job in 2010 i lost 5 of my family members from 2000 to 2012 the home i live in was my mom wich past a way in 2012 of feb. i just been let down to meany times every thing in my life is just a joke love Angela George God bless

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ioneellis said...

I’m happy to see you on my phone Does every morning I’m not alone I can’t stop playing PCH because I’m waiting for you to come to my place and you could see me jump for joy when you look at my face oh wow you have a big check for me and right then I can see where I will be where else but on TV with Publishers Clearing House that’s why they came to see me because one day I will be a winner because I believe PCH is for me oh yes oh yes oh yes indeed they are really really here for me so God bless for today until I see you on your way because you are going to make my day smile

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CHARLES CARROLL said...

very sceptical has anyone ever won a cent from PCH .

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CHARLES CARROLL said...

Did they show Edna or not ??????

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Clark Orange said...

Please,please. Knock, knock, my door. I’m waiting for that surprise. ,please surprize me let my dream come true. In the name of GOD.

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Delorse Montgomery said...

I tried to stay at home,just because i dont want to miss you should i be the one you knock at my door.i probably would be num at first ,then half of black mountain could hear me screaming and crying because all my hard work at pch have finally paid off,that i would never to worry about finances or getting some or the thing i could only dream about.not only a good life for me as well as my family,i am waiting prize patrol. i promise if you knock i will answer.i hope that all my dream,and just fantasizing to get through the day ,is about to happen thank you very much pch.let my prayer be answer.

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michael walczak said...

HELLO PCH AND YES I WOULD LIKE TO WIN 10,000.000.00 FROM GWY NUMBER 3080 AND I YES I HOPE YOU COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR MIKE WALCZAK

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william hernandez said...

Much respect for mr dave sayer may god bless you ,

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Dan Coddington said...

Get real people. Out of all the people in this world only one wins.the odds are very unlikely a average person like us would ever win. I see the rich get richer an the working man poorer. Well dream on an good luck with winning. Just don’t hold your breath I sure won’t.

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Terrell Thompson said...

Well all i can say is ive been a member for about two years and i constantly play PCH everyday and have not won anything. Itsfustrating at times knowing you put fourth the effort only to get played.

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Richard A. Smith said...

Everybody Spring Time……… We love PCH!

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