Hey, it’s me, Lucky Windfall, the famous Big Check from Publishers Clearing House. I know — it’s been a while since I came out of my envelope to write a blog. You have to remember I don’t sit around catching dust —I’m always on the move! Staffers don’t even wait for my ink to dry before they ask me, “Where are you going next, Lucky?” I tell ’em, “I don’t really know.” What I DO know is that in just 66 days I’m on the road again. And this time I could be awarding the big “Forever” Prize! That would be my most exciting day ever!
But, if I’m being totally honest here, I’m kinda nervous about the big event. I know, I know, I’ve done this a thousands times already, but between all my travels lately, I haven’t had much time to hit the gym. I mean I still look good, of course, but I’m just not feeling like a million bucks. And people are relying on me. The Prize Patrol always thinks it’s them the winners want to see. But I’ve got news for Danielle, Todd, and Dave: It’s ME that people want to see! ME that winners scream and faint over! ME they want to hug and never let go! Winners tell me, “Oh Lucky, I’ve been waiting so long for you! Where have you been all my life?”
And I just can’t let them down! I’ve got to start getting in shape…and FAST!
I mean I could be the bearer of a whole lot of MONEY on August 31st! I, Lucky Windfall (and the Prize Patrol, of course), could surprise an unsuspecting winner with a “Forever” Prize — $5,000.00 a week for life, PLUS after that, $5,000.00 for the life of someone they choose! Geesh, that much money is HEAVY! No more slacking…it’s time for me to start getting in shape now!
It’s time to get my Big Check chest broad again (and my Big Check belly flat!) so my pal, Michael Carrozzo, can print those big numbers on me.
But I need your help blog readers! I need some words of encouragement. Tell me I can do it! What do YOU think I should do to start getting in shape? Crunches? Curls? Bends and presses? OK OK, take it easy, go slow on me. I’ve gotta work up to this!
Well I better “check” out now and head to the gym. Next time you see me, I promise I’ll be in top shape. And who knows, maybe next time you see me it’ll be IN PERSON, as you’re announced as the “Forever” Prize winner! If you’d like that, enter today at pch.com!
Then you could give me the big hug I’ve been waiting for. I’d surely love that 🙂
The PCH Big Check
P.S. Remember, today’s the last day you can score 10x tokens on Card Sharks! No heavy lifting there, just fun. Don’t miss out — play now!