That’s ME with the PCH Prize Patrol!
Will your name be on my Big Check chest?
As they say in Hollywood, dear friends, “I’m ready for my close-up!”
Lucky Windfall, the fabulous yet humble PCH Big Check here to say that I’m so excited, I’m ready to bust my cardboard! Because tomorrow, August 29th, is the day that we at Publishers Clearing House guarantee to award our stupendous $5,000.00 A Week “Forever” Prize!
I, of course, will be the absolute STAR of the show … so big, so wonderfully rectangular and beautifully inked with the winner’s name … maybe yours! (Yeah, yeah … the Prize Patrol will be there too … very nice people.)
It’s hard to believe that tomorrow, someone is absolutely going to win $5,000.00 A Week For Life … with weekly $5,000.00 payments continuing after that, for the special person our winner chooses.
Naturally, we already know who’s going to receive this amazing prize tomorrow. Our Big Check guy Michael Carrozzo has “made me up” beautifully with the winner’s name. He knows I’m so excited, I might spill the beans … so he’s got me wrapped in paper, to hide the info. So annoying – especially that masking tape.
But really, dear friends, it will all be worth it tomorrow when they load me into the Prize Patrol van and drive me to – whoops, almost spilled it again! Then, I’ll be carried up to the winner’s door!
You know, folks, I’ve played Big Check gigs in the past … complete with champagne, balloons … glamorous TV appearances … the whole nine yards …
But I’m totally “pumped” about tomorrow’s “Forever” prize award. It’s a great feeling to know that it’s ME everyone wants to see on August 29th – mere hours away!
So tomorrow, keep your eyes peeled for the Prize Patrol Van and your ears open for the doorbell.
Because tomorrow might be the day you win Publishers Clearing House’s colossal $5,000.00 A Week “Forever” Prize – bringing you face-to-cardboard with ME, “Lucky Windfall,” the debonair PCH Big Check. The cameras will be rolling – are you ready to be my co-star? Comment below and let me know!
The PCH Big Check