If your name DOES get written on my cardboard this Friday, dear friend, you’ll have become our newest Millionaire!
Have you missed me, adoring fans? Of COURSE you have! Who doesn’t love “LUCKY,” Publishers Clearing House’s glamorous, intriguing, rectangular BIG CHECK??
But I don’t delude myself. I know the public loves me because of what I do: surprising wonderful folks (like YOU!) with the happy news that they’ve just become millionaires – wealthy beyond their wildest dreams!
And in four short days, I could have a truly career-defining role: delivering THE “Forever” Prize — THE LARGEST PRIZE PCH HAS EVER OFFERED! Oh the anticipation!
Yes, if your doorbell rings this Friday, February 28th, and you open the door and see ME in all my 33.5″ x 23″ glory, you’ll know that you won big! If you’re our “Forever” prize winner, you’ll receive $1,000,000 (One Million Dollars) every single year for LIFE … AND those payments would continue after that for the loved one of your choosing!
Here’s my latest publicity photo – too Hollywood, you think? Those other people? Well they’re the Prize Patrol, of course! Don’t they look GREAT?
So let me ask you something. Would YOU be ready to share in what could be my role of a lifetime on Friday –– starring as “Lucky, the Big $1,000,000 A Year “Forever” Prize Check”?
We’d have such chemistry together if you win – you with your excitement at becoming PCH’s biggest-ever winner and ME … well, just being wonderful ME!!
A very short time will tell, mon ami. Not long before I go into makeup, when Michael C applies the name (yours?) of our February 28th millionaire to my handsome face. Then, I’m wrapped in craft paper, to conceal the winner’s identity until the very last minute. Yes, that DOES get a bit stuffy, but what can one do??
And so, for now, I will bid you a fond adieu. No really, I must … I have an autograph session scheduled, and being a piece of cardboard, I find wielding a pen a bit tricky.
When oh when shall we meet again?
Perhaps in four very short days, when YOUR name could complete my announcement: “_________________ is the winner of $1,000,000 A Year “Forever”! Tell me…do you want to see YOUR NAME on me on Friday???
Ciao, my darlings ….
The PCH Big Check
P.S. Now remember folks, this is what we call a Special Early Look Event. My good pal Maryann Carter over in the Contest Department will be taking a Special Early Look any day now to see if there was a matching winning number. If there’s not, DON’T WORRY! I’ll still be sporting a HUGE prize on Friday — ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
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