What’s just around the corner? Well, in two weeks it’s National Mincemeat Day, and I’m sure you’re all gearing up for that illustrious national holiday! Or perhaps you’ve been waiting all month for Frankenstein Friday, the last Friday of the month! No? Oh, I know, you’re excited because in two weeks it’s Nevada Day! You’re waving your navy Nevadan flag, decorating your bristlecone pine trees, and whistling the song of the mountain bluebird….still no?
Well, I’ll give you something to be excited about:
$2,500.00 A Week “FOREVER”
That’s right, in two weeks we’ll be awarding our $2,500.00 A Week “Forever” Prize lifetime weekly payments for a very lucky winner, PLUS, after that, lifetime weekly payments that would continue on for a special someone the winner chooses! Even better, this prize is GUARANTEED to be awarded! What’s better than a guaranteed prize? Hardly anything in life is guaranteed––but this prize is!
There’s only TWO WEEKS left to enter! I know it may sound like a long time: two weeks is fourteen days, which is 336 hours, which is 20,160 minutes, which is 1,209,600 seconds…but that time will run out before you know it!
And there’s only so much that thinking about entering can do! If you only think about entering, then you won’t be able to win! The best way to increase your chances of winning is by entering now and entering as many times as you can!
My dad likes to buy a single lottery ticket at a time, and when I asked him why, he said, “If I don’t buy a lottery ticket, then I know I won’t win. But if I buy even a single ticket, then my chances of winning increase exponentially!”
This SuperPrize Is GUARANTEED To Be Awarded
That’s right, $2,500.00 A Week “Forever” is guaranteed to be awarded! What’s better than a big, bold Guarantee? I know you may be thinking:
“Will this SuperPrize really be awarded?”
“Is this real?”
“Does anyone actually win these prizes?”
And the answer is YES! We have so many wonderful PrizeWinners––and you could be one too! But if you think you’ll be our next PrizeWinner, then you need to enter, enter, enter!
What Are You Waiting For?
If you’re waiting for a sign to enter…this is it! Remember, there’s only two weeks left to enter, and this SuperPrize is GUARANTEED to be awarded! Are you in it to win it? Enter now and you could be our next SuperPrize winner!
Best of luck!
PCH Creative Intern