It’s amazing what some people are willing to do to win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. Here is a dramatic example:
The Prize Patrol is at an airport waiting to board a plane. It’s clear to passengers standing by that they are on line with the blue-blazered trio they have seen countless times in Publishers Clearing House TV commercials and promotions: it’s Danielle, Todd and yours truly, flying off to surprise some lucky person – with a Big Check!
A burly guy near me announces “Here I am! I’m the winner! I know that wrapped-up Big Check you’re holding has my name on it!”
Knowing the identity of the actual winner whose name is on the Big Check, I tell him “Sorry Charlie, it’s not your name, and in fact you’re the wrong sex.”
“I’ll change! I’ll change!” he replies without hesitation.
I know that sex changes have gotten a lot of news coverage lately, but I assure him that such a dramatic alteration will not help him win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
The point is YOU do not have to undertake any dramatic change in your life to enter and win our contests.
The dramatic change will occur after you win.
If you win of our new “Set for Life” prizes – a prize that would pay out $7,000 every single week for your life – you will be granted the fantastic luxury of relaxing. No more financial worries. No more sleepless nights wondering how you will pay your bills. AND you will have the money, freedom and opportunity to enjoy things — like a new home, a new car or two, travels far and wide, the pursuit of interests long postponed, a bank account big enough to share with family, friends and charities, a secure retirement, or all of the above.
So again: no big change now, but DO take advantage of every chance you’re given to enter the PCH Sweepstakes. You have nothing to lose – and the potential of a truly dramatic life change to gain.
Wishing you the best of luck.
PCH Prize Patrol Ambassador